“Saldo, insuficiente para completar a ligaç…”
(Source: apaixonada-porsorrisos, via altamenteviciado)
Stranger: Wrrrr, I'm super super fuckin rocker! wrrr
Me: Oh, hey, what is your favorite band?
Stranger: Avenged Sevenfold, wrrrrrrr.
Me: HA. HA. HA. Go fuck yourself, my dog is more rocker than you.
